A fire alarm, in a large office building, rang at 4 p.m. when almost all of the company’s 500 employees were at work. As usual in such circumtances the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside.

Nothing happened for ten minutes or so and there was no evidence of a fire.

Then the firms Security Officer made an announcement …

“Dear employees, with melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you will be your last fire evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company are laying off almost fifty percent of staff. When you move back into the building some of you will discover that your swipe passcard will no longer give you access to the office. If you are among those laid off, go home and all your belongings will be couriered to you tomorrow . The management took this approach to save on overloading the email system with layoff notifications and goodbye messages and also to avoid any violent outbursts inside the office. Hope you have a nice career ahead … please move forward and try your swipe card.”

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
Customer,”This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to
you.”The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, then
calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes 25 cents and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never
learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
of the ice cream store.
“Hey,son, May I ask you a question? Why did you take 25 cents instead
of the dollar?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the
dollar,the game’s over!”

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